Spider-Girl Site - Fan Stuff

Hey it looks like you've found my fan mail and stuff.

Well you can look around and read fan mails, fan fiction stories, and other fan created stuff. Take a look around!

FAN FICTION

My Uncle, the Green Goblin

My name is Sarah Osborne and I’m eight years old and in the third grade. My teacher Mrs. Wood told us to pick someone in our family that we thought was special and write about them so I picked my great Uncle Norman Osbourne.Great Uncle Norman was my cousin Harry’s daddy. Harry is Mommy’s cousin too, and great Uncle Norman was her uncle. I think that’s right, but I don’t know.Uncle Norman is dead now, but I don’t know why. I don’t think I’m s’posed to know, but I don’t know why. Uncle Norman died a long time ago, before I was born I think, or maybe after, I don’t know. Harry says a bad man killed him, and Uncle Norman was a good man. Cousin Pete says he was good too. Pete’s not really my cousin, but he’s my cousin Harry’s best friend, so we call him cousin. Pete gets sad sometimes when Uncle Norman is brought up, but I don’t know why. He says a bad man killed Uncle Norman, but not the man that Harry thinks it was. It’s weird and I’m not sure if I understand it, so it’s ok if you don’t.I think there’s something weird about Pete, but I don’t know.Anyways, Great Uncle Norman was a scientist, but I don’t think a mad scientist, heehee. Harry says that he liked to think of ways to help people and make people stronger and stuff like that. He says that Uncle Norman had all these ideas on ways to help people get bigger and stronger, but he doesn’t know if any of them worked. I don’t know either.Pete says that he liked to help people too. He says that great Uncle Norman was really nice to him when he knew him, and he saw some of uncle Norman’s new things he made. He says that Uncle Norman did find a way to make people stronger and he invented a....a....a glider that’s what Pete called it. A glider is a thing you stand on and it flies you around and stuff. And it came with a suit thing that was green and cool.
Anyways, Pete and Harry and Mommy all say that Uncle Norman was really smart and stuff. Pete says that Uncle Norman liked parades and stuff and liked to show his new things he made at the parades. Pete says that Uncle Norman did something special at the last parade he went to before the bad man killed him. Pete won’t tell me what uncle Norman did, but he says that everyone was surprised at what he did at the parade. Pete says that Uncle Norman was even in the newspaper a few times. He said that Uncle Norman did a lot of "special things", and even asked Pete to help him with his "special things", but Pete said no, I don’t know why. Some of this stuff the grownups didn’t tell me, but I read in Pete’s journal when I was snooping, heehee. I think he was talking in code or something though because I didn’t get some of it. There were big words, like "radiation explosives" and something about a monster or a goblin, or something scary like that. I didn’t get what Pete meant. Anyways, my great Uncle Norman was the head of a big company named Oscorp. Harry is the head of it now, though because Uncle Norman died. I think it was asposed to shut down, but I don’t know. The people trying to shut it down died, at least that’s what it says in Pete’s journal. I don’t know how they died, I think it had something to do with the monster. So it’s open again now, and isn’t gonna shut down soon, I think. I hope not, because then Harry wouldn’t have a job. I don’t know what Pete does though. He’s one of my friends. He winks at me a lot, and I think he’s a picture taker for a newspaper, but I don’t know. I know that he’s not home a lot, and Harry wonders where he is a lot. Mommy says that Pete must have a secret identity, heehee. I think she was kidding, but I don’t know. Anyways, Uncle Norman was a special man, Pete and Harry and Mommy say that. I still don’t know why Pete looks sad or serious or like he’s thinking about something else when they say that. I know that people tell Harry he’s just like his daddy, though, so I kinda know what Uncle Norman was like. And Pete tells me a lot about him, so he sounds like a good man that did a lot of good for a lot of people. Pete says uncle Norman even liked kids, and worked with a bunch of them once on one of his "special jobs". Pete says he even helped uncle Norman on that job, and a coupla others. Pete says that they didn’t have the same ideas on how to do the jobs though, but I don’t know what he meant.My name is Sarah Osbourne and I’m eight years old and in the third grade. We had to choose someone special to write about, so I chose my great uncle Norman. I wanna be just like him when I grow up.

Green Goblin The Super Star

Girl Narrator: (since Big Booming got fired) Well, whaddya know. The famous Green Goblin is here trying out for the part! Ooh, I'm so excited! Let's see how it goes.

(Green Goblin is sitting in a movie star seat with his name on it, wearing sunglasses, surrounded by beautiful women, sipping an iced tea.)

Green Goblin: What do you think, director, should I go with the new green armor look or the classic green and pink spandex?

Director Kitty: (growls with aggravation) I don't care just get up and let's get this over with.

Green Goblin: You know, you're pretty lucky to have me here. Ever since the movie came out on the theaters, I became a living legend.

Director Kitty: I don't care if I had Obi Wan Kenobi as my villain, just please get off your butt and do what you do.

Spider-man: (approaches Green Goblin) Uh, hey, buddy, can I have your autograph?

Green Goblin: Sure, sure. (signs book)

Director Kitty: STOP! Stop! Can we please get started?

Green Goblin: (stands up) Okay, but first (heads to camera) The Spider-man DVD is coming out on November 1st so be sure to buy it, cause Green Goblin said so.

Director Kitty: Thank you for the commercial.

Spider-man: Man, I gotta buy me one of those!

(Spider-man and Green Goblin get into fighting positions.They're about to start, when a cell phone rings.)

Green Goblin: G.G. here. Oh, Bobby. (to director) hold up a minute, doll, it's my agent. (back into cell phone) You want me to start my own merchandise line? Yea, I'm getting tired of being pictured with just Spider-Man too. I should do my own TV series too? Ooh, co-starring Pamela Lee Anderson, alright! I was thinking of a title like "Goblin in the Middle" and like I should have three brothers and some whacked up parents. Yea, yea, okay, see you then. (hangs up)

Director Kitty: (rubs temples) Can we try this again please?

Green Goblin: Sorry, cutie, but my agent says that this perfect villain thing isn't good for me right now. I'm outta here. (to group of beautiful women) Come on ladies, we got a date in my Jacuzzi limo!

Girl Narrator: Ooh, I'm going!

Spider-man: Me too!

Director Kitty: (curls up on floor and whimpers) Maybe I should just forget this whole Spider-man thing. (to assistant) Call up Dr. Doom and the Fantastic Four!

THE END !

The Itsy Bitsy Spider-Man

Green Goblin: The itsy-bitsy-spider crawled up the water spout.
Down came the Goblin and took the spider out
Harriet: But the spider bounced back and the Goblin ran away.
And the itsy-bitsy-spider went back and saved M.J.

The End.

FAN MAIL

Dear Spider-Girl,
My friend is being so annoying latley she suddenly gets the lead role in the school play and all of a sudden Im dirt under her shoes! Its so annoying what would you do in this kind of situation?
From Anna.

Dear Anna,
I my self havn't been in this kind of situation. I would say she's just happy so go with the flow and be happy for her but if she's really just laying it on to much tell her how you feel but try not to get argrivated while talking to her about it. If she's really your friend she'll stop.
From Your Friend Spider-Girl.

dear spidergirl,
my mom says i have to take up piano lessons but it isnt my thing i want to make her happy but i want to do what i want...cooking what should i do?
from emilia

Dear Emilia,
Hmm this one is a tougher one. You should tell your mom the truth ofcourse. Getting her to listen should be easy. If this doesn't work then while she's out or in another room go to the kitchen and make something good but quick try not to use any sharp things or the oven. Then give it to her and when she asks about it tell her that cooking is fun. Then bring up the idea of cooking classes. Remember you could always do both!
Your Friend, Spider-Girl.

Dear spidergirl,
The kid who sits next to me in math class is always looking at my answers. I don't want to tell on him because he is really nice. What should i do?
From Stuck with a cheater

Dear Stuck with a Cheater,
First I respect that you didn't use your real name but you could have. Second, that is a tricky situation. Well tell him how you feel. Not during class but after or before say something like "Im sorry but can you not look at my answers during class?" if he continues then tell the teacher because chances are he isn't really a nice kid.
Your Friend, Spider-Girl.

dear spider-girl,
i read my sister's diary! but not on purpose. i thought it was a note book but it was where she kept her crushes,secrets,and personal stuff. now i feel guilty.can you help me?
from Sarah.

Dear Sarah,
Oh no! Finding your sisters diary was an accident but reading it wasn't. You should have put it away when you read the first sentence. Oh the power of guilt is something that I can't really help you with. It's all up to you here but I will give you some advise. If you tell you sister sure she might get mad for a little but at least she'll know that you where sorry because you told her about it. If you don't tell though you'll be a victim of the cruel power of guilt for however long it takes untill you tell her and I garentee that she'll be less mad if you tell her now rather than later. Hope that helped!
Your Friend, Spider-Girl.

MORE COMING SOON!

If you want to send me a letter,fanfic, or fan art send it to me only if it follows the rules!

RULES:

1. No curse words! Only hell because that is a place.

2. Must be under PG-13 for pictures and fanfics!!!

3. Letters can't have stuff like "why are you so stupid?" or "will you marry me?" or even "are you single?" questions for I won't read them, it will never get on here, and you'll just be wasting your time!

4. Every one in every picture must be wearing a shirt and skirt/shorts/pants or a dress and no men wearing dresses!

5. Must be Spider-Girl or Spider-Man centered yes it can be mostly or all about one character like persay the Green Goblin but it has to be a Spider-Girl or Spider-Man character I don't want to read about the X-men for hours on end and find no one I know is in the story, picture, or letter!

Ok now go the FAQ's search for my e-mail adress and send me your stuff!